Questions for My Husband

1. Why would you encourage your three year old to play a game that includes hiding toys in the toaster oven?

2. When said game is over, why do you not check the toaster to make sure no toys are still hiding?

3. When putting garlic bread in the toaster oven, how do you not notice that there's a whiffle ball in there?


RIP, whiffle ball. RIP.