Telling It Like It Is

An old friend stopped by to visit us for the first time since our daughter was born. My son handled the introduction for us.

Friend: Who is this?

Son: That is my sister. She came out my mommy's belly. She drinks milk from her nipples.

Friend: Oh...that's nice. **awkward silence**

Parents: **Gape-mouth surprise**

Well, at least he's listening when we answer the questions he asks.